Written on the Wall: Poems About Harry Potter

Bonjour, readers :D

Today, as a part of The Writing on the Wall's new purpose, I, Chelsea, the author of this blog, am introducing a new segment, called Written on the Wall, in which I post some of the writings I have done.

This edition of Written on the Wall is...

POEMS ABOUT HARRY POTTER.

Yes. I am so obsessed I've written poems about the Harry Potter series. Two of which I'm posting today that I happen to be distinctly proud of.

One of them is a parody (The Writing on the Wall Definition--parody: a spin off of a popular song, book, show, et cetera, usually comical and the other is a narrative poem (The Writing on the Wall Definition--narrative poem: a poem that tells a story with a distinct beginning, middle, and end.) So without further ado, presenting...

HARRY POTTER
(a parody to the song "Alejandro" by Lady Gaga)

ORIGINAL LYRICS:
You know that I love you boy.
Hot like Mexico, rejoice.
At this point I gotta choose,
nothing to loose.

Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Alejandro.
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Fernando.

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch.
Just smoke my cigarrette and hush.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Roberto.

Alejandro.
Alejandro.
Ale-ale-jandro.
Ale-ale-jandro.

PARODY:
I know that you play Quidditch,
With extreme talent, the Snitch!
At this point, we’re far ahead,
Not gonna lose..

Just catch that Snitch, just catch that Snitch,
Harry Potter!
Guard your goals, guard your goals,
Ronald Weasley!

Don’t hesitate, don’t fool around,
You just nearly hit a Bludger!
Stay on your broom, stay on your broom,
Harry Potter!

Harry Potter,
Harry Potter.
Harry-Harry Potter
Harry-Harry Potter…

(NOTE: Song rights of "Alejandro" do not belong to me. However, the parody lyrics of "Harry Potter" does. Please don't copyright, it's illegal)

And now for the narrative. I'll give a shoutout to the commenter who guesses the character it is about ;)

BRAVERY
There was a man who lived,
A short time anew.
I knew him and swore he was,
The cruelest man I knew.
His disposition proved to be,
As cold as the North Pole.
There seemed to be no heart in him,
Just a an empty hole.
But I had never known,
The reason for this hate,
Until the very last moment,
When his thoughts opened gate.
His troubles had been provoked,
From a very early age,
When the one he had always loved,
Faded from his brain.
That awful man did die,
Trying to do the best.
His death was simply ludicrous,
But he went with peaceful rest.
When the truth had finally came,
I realized he was true.
That awful man had just became,
The bravest I ever knew.

(Again, all rights to the poem "Bravery" belong to me. Don't steal the poem, please, I will find you. And I will throw tomatoes at you until you delete the poem from wherever you're posting it to)

Ahaha, more evidence of my Harry Potter obsession xD
I hope you enjoyed these two poems. Stay tuned for the next edition of Written on the Wall, and for more posts on other stuff to come :D

[the writer on the wall]